HOW TO TALK DIRTY
Dirty Little Secrets to Elevate Your Sex Life to the Next Level with over 800 Dirty Talk Examples

Hayden Reese

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Table of Contents

Introduction

Chapter 1: How Do I Get Into It?

Chapter 2: What Do I Say!?

Chapter 3: What Do I Say!?

Chapter 4: What Do I Say!?

Chapter 5: What Do I Say!?

Chapter 6: What Do I Say!?

Chapter 7: What Do I Say!?

Chapter 8: What Do I Say!?

Chapter 9: What Don’t I Say!?

Conclusion

Introduction

Dirty talk … what do those 2 words conjure up in your mind? Naughty whispers that tickle your lover’s ear? Intense arousal? Or awkwardness? If it’s the latter, squirm no more (At least not in awkwardness!)! Here you will find a multitude of ways to get into tantalizing talk that will spice up your love life. Get comfortable with subtle sweet talk all the way up to porn-style patter. Smooth talk your way face-to-face, on the phone or online. Get naughty and, we guarantee you, it will be ever-so-nice.

Why Do It?

Dirty talk does so much more than just set the mood for love. It works on the most erotic area of the body - the brain. Want scientific facts to prove it? Doctor On Demand clinical psychologist Dr John Mayer says:

“[Dirty talk] taps into [the perceptual system]. Here’s what happens: Dirty talk stimulates and engages senses that may be overlooked or under used when in a sexual situation – our imagination, thought and hearing ... The areas of the brain engaged are the frontal cortex where the pleasure, judgment and imagination areas of the brain are.”

Dirty talk encourages you to ask yourself - what really pushes my buttons? What pushes my partner's? It is a projection of your self-confidence - you know you've got it and you want to share it. It stirs the imagination and adds a sense of freedom to your relationships. It also shows that you're comfortable enough with each other to communicate your uninhibited desires.

Dirty talk builds sexual tension in a comfortable relationship.  Tease and tantalize the brain all day long and you'll be in the mood for it when the right time comes. When you do get together, dirty talk heightens the sexual experience and keeps the juices flowing. Whether you're whispering naughty thoughts as you kiss and nibble your way around or you're screaming for him to pound you harder, you're overloading his mind with sex, sex and more sex. Finally, dirty talk reminds your partner of the good vibrations you shared, and takes you both back to those moments of ecstasy.

Chapter 1

How Do I Get Into It?

1. Have That Chat

Do you feel anxiety building up at the very thought of talking dirty? Maybe you feel that your partner might think less of you. Maybe you’re worried, in this current #MeToo environment, about the repercussions. The way around this is to have a heart-to-heart with your partner when you’re not in the bedroom. Create a safe space with your partner in which you can explore. Share what you want to do with them and ask if they will let you take the risk without judgment. Invite them to join you, too, and explore this exciting frontier together.

This is the time to discuss where to draw the line when it comes to words and images used. It's very important to establish what you're both comfortable with, how far you're willing to go, and if you're willing to push any further. Certain words and images might trigger negativity for your partner and be a complete no-no.

2. Get Used to It

You will sound weird at first, but just keep practicing! Stare at yourself in the mirror and talk dirty to yourself until you get over the awkwardness. Also, don’t forget, if you are feeling particularly awkward about something you’ve just said, laugh it off! Sex is supposed to be fun!

3. Ease into It

Don’t suddenly barrage him with naughty talk if that’s not what you normally do. Start with something mild like, “Baby, I’m feeling a bit naughty.” If you’re really feeling anxious, try sexting first. Test the waters and if the response is good, then voice out your naughtiness in person.

It might also be a good idea to start off at a tamer level before going into the low-down and dirty stuff unless you're both already used to it.

4. Pick the Time and Place

If you don't normally do dirty talk, start it in the most obvious place - the bedroom. If that gets a good response, then work it into your daily interactions. It’s also important to start dirty talk before you even hit the bedroom, especially for women. Women are mentally stimulated and their engines take time to rev up, so starting early and flooding their minds with sex, sex and more sex gets them good and ready when the time comes.

5. Know Your Audience

Play to your audience. If your partner likes it naughty but nice, play the shy but sexy card: “Sometimes I *blush* get the urge to … you know …”. If you know they love getting low-down and dirty, go straight for the kill, “I reached under my skirt and fingered myself just now.”

Make sure you also read the mood of the moment. What might have worked yesterday might not work right now, so change it up accordingly. As always, take cues from your number one fan – your partner.

6. It’s In the Words

One of the biggest elements of dirty talk is the naughtiness of it. That said, using clinical terms will normally not do it for you. “I want to insert my penis into your vagina,” might transport some people to the clinic and that, obviously, is a major buzz-kill. The opposite might be true for others. In your chat about dirty talk, find out what level of dirty talk presses the right buttons for your partner before you get into it. Talk about whether they actually like being told what to do, and to what extent. Only get real lowdown and dirty if you’re sure they’re OK with it.

3 Levels of Dirty Talk

Naughty - I love feeling you inside me.

Dirty - I love feeling your dick in my pussy.

Nasty - I love the way you pound my cunt!

We have arranged our examples in each section to range from naughty to nasty. Try a selection from each area until you find something you’re comfortable with … and pushes the right buttons to explosive sex.

Another thing to consider is whether your partner likes it when you fill in the whole picture or whether they just want you to give the outline. You can also keep it open in a 2-way conversation and give your lover options. This way, you can find out more about what they like and allow them to take some control over your intimacy. Lola Jean, a sex educator, puts it this way: “It’s like a sexy choose your own adventure. Also, this is an excellent location to explore different items you may be uncomfortable with … Make a focus on what you can add to make you more at ease versus what you take away.”

Lastly, don’t forget that sex with a loved one is supposed to be fun. Don’t be afraid to get silly as you’re getting naughty. Something like, “I’ve got so many things in mind to do to you, none of them anything you can tell your mother about,” might get your lover collapsing in giggles into your arms.

7. Watch Your Tone

You may have the right words, but “You’re so sexy, baby, hold me close.” squeaked out in a high-pitched voice just doesn’t do it, right?  Find the right tone to push your baby’s buttons, be it low and husky or loud and commanding. If your lover is into dominating, adopt the appropriate breathy whimper of a victim. “No, please, don’t touch me there!” Whispers are extra potent because your lover has to be extra engaged to hear the tasty morsels you're feeding them. The little puffs of your breath on their ear also stimulate them into hot and heavy breathing.

Another thing to think about is pacing. A rushed-through “You are my dreamboat.” Will whoosh over your baby’s head and leave them blank-faced. Slow down and pace your lines deliberately.

Don't forget the importance of sounds too. Sexy sighs, moans, groans, and, of course, screams can paint a more glorious picture than words, at times. "Mmmmmm", "Uggggggh", "Ooooooh” and the like are especially effective when your lips are nibbling at your lover's ear.

8. Move It Like You Mean It

How you move when laying on the dirty talk also helps to set the mood. “I’m so hot right now.” Muttered while you’re turned away with your arms crossed won’t do much for your love. Crawl slowly onto your man’s lap and look intently into his eyes as you say, “Are you going to take me or not?” and that will get him going.

9. Put on Your Indicators

Dirty talk is also a way to guide lovemaking. Initiating with a simple, “Let’s go!” is hot. Along the way, you’re indicating the path you want to take, “I want to peel your clothes off layer by layer.” It’s sexy, but it’s also a way to give your partner a chance to express their wishes: “Rip them off! Rip them off!”

10. Be Affectionate

Sex is about getting close to your partner, and there’s nothing better to get cozy than being sweet and affectionate. “Baby, you’re my angel” might get your lady feeling all warm and fuzzy and ready for love. Intertwine things that are special to the two of you.

When you’re both winding down afterwards, if you’re feeling particularly uncomfortable with the images you’ve created in your safe place, lots of cuddles, kisses, spooning and whispered declarations of your love for each other will be a nice, affectionate way to round up and reassure each other that there is mutual love and respect.

11. Keep It Real

Faking it in bed is a big no-no, and the same goes for dirty talk. Be true to yourself and say things you would really say about how you actually feel right here and now.

12. Don’t Use the Force

Don’t push it. Keep it low-key, slowly building the intimacy up, until you sense the right moment to go big. If you shout, “Baby, take me now!” when you’re only necking, it will feel fake and might kill the mood.

13. Aggression ≠ Passion

In the same vein as keeping it real and not forcing it; if you’re not the kind of person to shout out your every thought and feeling, don’t feel you have to loudly declare your lust for it to be effective. A simple, “Baby…” coupled with parted lips and a sigh is sometimes more than enough to get things going.

Chapter 2

What Do I Say!?

And now here's the fun part! There are 7 types of dirty talk ... Time to explore them all! We’ve graded each section from nice to naughty. Be warned ... You might want to set up a hot date tonight.

In Anticipation

Build up the sexual tension by whispering these lines into his/her phone in a sultry voice, or sexting him/her with them. Either way, you’re sure to get your lover hot, bothered and ready for you. Don't forget to keep building the tension even when you're together.

It’s too bad you can’t be here right now.

You’re killing me with anticipation.

I’m getting ready to go out and thought you might like to help me decide what to wear. (Send pictures of yourself modelling various lingerie.)

I. Can’t. Wait.

Tonight is going to be so fun!

This is me waiting for tonight (insert clock ticking slowly GIF)

I'm in nothing but bubbles right now.

I want to be studying you right now, not my books.

I'm wearing that dress you like ... The one where you can                                           .

Will you need any servicing tonight?

I’m selecting my lingerie to wear tonight. What colour / style do you feel like slipping off me?

You’re being very bossy. I’m going to have to teach you some manners tonight.

What do I look better in - a skirt or a pair of tight jeans?

Tell me what you’ll do to me tonight.

I'm yours.

Making you happy makes me happy too.

The idea of                    gets me all crazy.

You don’t know how excited I am about seeing you tonight.

Here’s a playlist to get you in the mood.

I’m touching myself right now.

I’m touching myself right now, but my hands aren’t anywhere near as good as the real thing.

I’ll wear my fuck-me heels tonight.

I’m not wearing underwear / panties.

Let’s do this on Friday (insert a sex position GIF)

Guess the colour of my bra right and I’ll let you peel it off me tonight.

I had a hard time figuring out which panties you liked, so I just didn’t wear any.

If you play your cards right, you’re going to get a fantastic reward.

I’m wearing your favourite               .

I’m sitting behind my desk dreaming of sitting ON it with you between my legs.

I’m touching myself as I think of all the naughty things you’re going to do to me.

I can’t wait until tonight … I’m getting off right now. Watch if you want … (start a video chat.)

You'd better come home quick, I'm wearing your                                           with absolutely nothing on underneath...

I have to meet you afterwards, the tension is killing me.

You’d better get over here quick, the new toy I ordered just arrived.

I want to pounce on you right now!

You. Me. No clothes. All day.

There’s not going to be one spot on your body untouched tonight.

I’m going to break you.

I want to come over just to eat / suck you out.

Tonight you’re not allowed to say no.

Oops, I think I just ruined my panties / underwear thinking about you / your                                           .

Here are some hot photos of me so you can help yourself when you feel the need to. (Send hot pictures.)

I’ve been waiting all day / week / hour for you.

You give me dirty thoughts.

Stop distracting me with your messages!

I’m going to punish you so hard for sending me that picture!!!

I was in the shower this morning dreaming of you.

I’m sitting here squirming at the thought of you.

I can’t wait to see you tonight so we can have some fun.

I can’t wait to take your pants off / unbutton your shirt / hike up your skirt.

My fingers keep missing the keys cos I’m focusing on an image of you.

I need you.

I’m thinking about doing so many things to you.

I’ve been dreaming long and hard about what to do to you.

I’m busy tonight, you’ll have to wait to have me tomorrow.

I’m lying naked here in bed waiting for you.

I’m so wet/hard, wish you were here.

You popped into my head and I got wet / hard immediately.

I'll tell you a secret ... I've been soaking my panties / hiding the front of my pants all day.

You and I and a bottle of massage oil.

My nipples / cock got hard / my pussy got wet when you texted me just now.

Tonight your cock / pussy is going to throb.

I woke up wet.

Ooh, I just thought of something I can do to you the next time we get together.

Make sure you’re nice and naked when I get there!

As soon as you walk through the door, the clothes are coming off.

I had the hottest dream last night – you were the star and … you’ll find the rest out later.

When I see I’ve got a message from you, I go hide in the bathroom before clicking on it.

I've been distracted by the image of me on my knees in front of you.

Tonight I’m going to grab on hard to you while you pound hard into me.

When I think about you at night, I think I make too much noise.

You’re stuck to the bed this weekend.

I made the bed but it's going to be fun messing up the sheets again!

I’m going to ravage you as soon as you get here.

If you say one more thing, I’m going to have to touch myself.

You made me mess my bed.

I just came thinking about you, but if you want to come over, I can go for seconds.

Sexting you is heating me up too much, I’m just going to come over and show you what I want to do to you in person.

I'm going to have my way with you.

The next time I get near you / get my hands on you, I’m going to                                           .

Get ready to be treated like the goddess you are.

You’re going to love my special surprise for you.

I’m going to leave you breathless / speechless.

Come over quickly, I’ve got a surprise for you!

Come over and don’t say a word, save your breath for when you scream for me.

My body wants to be pressed up against yours.

As soon as you get here, I’m on my knees.

I’ll do whatever you want as long as you wear that                                           I like.

I’ll let you do everything you want to me.

Just looking at you gets me all …

After this sumptuous dinner, I’m going to take you home and fuck you silly.

This is just the preview to what I'm going to do to you.

If this is just the preview, I don't know how I'm going to stand the movie!

If you keep looking at me like that, I don’t know what I’ll do to you.

I’ve been dreaming of what a perfect fit you are in me.

I want to rock your world.

I want to rip your clothes off and do you right now!

I could tell you how horny you make me feel, but why don’t you just reach under my skirt / unbuckle my pants and see for yourself.

It’s been so long since I’ve licked you / sucked you / felt you on me.

You have no idea how badly I want you in me / to be in you right now.

I’m going to make my way from the top of your body all the way to the bottom.

I cleared the junk off the table so we can make love on it.

Imagining you touching yourself makes me horny.

My hips and lips want to show you their love.

I was looking at my boobs just now and imagining how much sexier they’d been with your cum on them.

You’re going to scream so loud tonight.

I wake up thinking of fucking you / you fucking me.

I’m going to tie you up and tease you slow.

I’ll make you beg for more.

You want this? Pay me!

I'll put on whatever music you want, then put you in whatever position you want.

Put me out of this pain and let me in!

A new position just popped into my mind and I really want to try it out with you.

Open wide, I'm coming inside.

I’m helping myself out right now …

I wish you could read minds so you can see all the things I want to do to you tonight.

I was thinking about you and couldn’t help myself.

I'm going down on you now, and you don't have to do a thing for me.

There’s only one thing on my mind … you in me / me in you.

I can’t wait to taste you / smell you / touch you …

I can’t concentrate on anything right now. I’m dreaming of                                           .

If there weren’t all these people around us, I’d grab you and fuck you hard.

You don’t know what you’ve gotten yourself into.

I’m going to blow your mind.

I'm going to kiss / lick you from top to toe.

I’m going to fuck you so hard, you won’t walk straight for a week.

I’m going to drain your juices out of you.

Some people crave food, others crave power, and I just crave you / your cock / your pussy / your tongue in me.

I’m craving for you.

I'm going to suck / lick you dry.

I’m going to suck / lick / fuck / pound you until you scream / cum / faint.

I’m going to make your skin tingle / hair stand / pussy / cock numb.

You’re going to cum so hard.

I came really hard when I thought about how you                             when we fuck.

I can’t wait for you to grab me and fuck me.

You won’t know your name when I’m done fucking you.

You’re going to be in crutches for a while.

My clit / cock wants your clit / cock now!

Chapter 3

What Do I Say!?

The Question

Questions are a good way to ease into dirty talk without feeling too awkward. An added bonus is that you're showing your partner you want to know what’s going on with them, which will make them feel good. Asking permission, in itself, also adds a bit of dominant/submissiveness to things without actually going there.

Can we webcam tonight?

Shall I wear my leather jacket or suit for you tonight?

Want a shower pic? (Send a picture!)

I can only wear three pieces of clothes tonight; what will they be?

I just laid in bed all day thinking of you … care to guess what I was doing?

Why can’t you be here right now?

Why am I sitting here at work when I should be at home doing nice things to you?

Do you know what the favourite part of my body is?

Guess what I’m doing right at this minute?

Is it wrong to want/need you so much / touch myself when I think of you?

What are you doing later? Can I stop by to get a taste of you?

What should I wear to see you tonight?

I want to play dress-up. What should we wear?

What are you wearing?

Want to come watch me do tantric yoga / do tantric yoga with me?

Would you be mad if I told you I just touched myself without you?

I miss your cock inside me baby, when are you coming home?

Did I tell you my pet name for my boobs / dick?

When’s the last time you touched yourself?

After our lunch date, can you take me on your desk / can I take you on my desk?

I’m thinking of something fun. Care to take a guess as to what?

I’m hungry. Got something yummy to eat?

I just waxed my bikini line, want me to show you?

Does this oil do anything for you?

Ever had sex in the water?

Do you like it when I do this?

Do you like it when I touch myself?

Do you think anybody around us can imagine how hot we get in bed?

Is that an early birthday present for me?

How can I be enjoying anything this much??

Can I start undressing you right here?

Have you been a good girl / boy today?

Do you like what you see?

I’m taking off your clothes … what should I start with?

What would you say if I             ?

Where’s that massage oil bottle?

Want a strip tease or a lap dance?

Have you ever had a threesome?

Next time we’re on a plane, want to join the mile high club?

Spank me later?

Aren't you feeling hot?

Can I explore your body?

Is there someplace private we can sneak off to?

I'm a little tipsy right now, want to go someplace and do me?

Do you like my sexy new dress / thong / bra?

What are you going to put me through?

Are you ready for what I have in store for you?

What do you think I’m wearing underneath my dress?

Don’t naughty boys / girls need correction?

Can I dance for you?

The fresh air really makes me antsy … can we get behind a tree or bush the next time we go hiking?

Want to play strip Uno, Snap, Monopoly...?

Do you want it?

Do you want more?

Are you as hungry as I am?

Are you ready for me to            ?

Why do you drive me so crazy?

How does this feel?

How can you be so adorable yet so sexy?

How can you be getting hotter by the day?

Where do you want me to massage you?

Want me to model my new lingerie?

What do you think about multiple orgasms?

Can you focus on your video game when I'm doing this to you?

Who needs porn when I've got the perfect little body in front of me?

Want to watch some porn and act it out?

Am I            you right?

Fancy a quickie?

Fancy a quickie behind this wall / in the bar bathroom / in the alley / in the park...?

If we get into a quickie, do you think we'll get caught?

Why aren’t you under / on me right now?

Can I be your little fuck doll?

Do you want me to         ?

Can I give up my apartment and move in between your legs? It’s so warm and cosy here.

How can I please you? Can I suck on you a little?

What naughty little thing do you want me to do to you next?

Can I spread chocolate / honey / whipped cream all over you and lick it off?

I walk in wearing a French maid’s uniform. You’re in bed waiting for your breakfast. Which do you eat first?

Want to do it in the park?

What do you want to do to me?

Do you love it?

Can I suck you / lick you out before we go out tonight?

What else do you want to do to me?

Should I put the blindfold / handcuffs on you or me?

Can I eat this chocolate pie I made off you?

Can we               like that scene in                                  ?

How do you want me to fuck you? I’ll do you any way you like.

How wide should I spread my legs?

Want to play doctor?

What do you want me to do to your cock/pussy?

Can I eat you for breakfast, lunch and dinner?

What is your fantasy? What should we try next?

Can you imagine walking in on co-workers getting nasty on your desk?

What will you have me do, princess?

Do you like that?

Front or back?

What if we brought someone home to play with us … what would we do first?

What do you think about when you masturbate?

How many times can we do it before we collapse?

Can I nibble those juicy thighs?

Do you know my pussy is just for you?

Where do you want me to run my tongue?

Do you want to dive inside? I’m nice and wet for you.

The next time we go watch a concert / sporting event, can we fuck under the bleachers?

What would you do if you walked in and saw a girl eating me out / me eating a girl out?

In the morning, do you want breakfast first, or more of this / or me?

You like me spanking you, don’t you?

Want me to bend over the table?

Do you want it quick and dirty or nice and slow?

Can we fuck against the window?

How can you make me so weak and so hard at the same time?

Can I climb on top?

How’s one finger feel inside? How about two? …

Can I rub my pussy all over your face?

Are you nearly there? I’m nearly there!

Can I cum on you?

Do you want to cum on me / on my face / in my mouth?

Wouldn’t it be hot if we bent over the machines at the gym and went at it?

How hard do you want to cum?

Can I touch myself over your face?

Is it OK if I'm between your legs when you wake up?

Where do you want to put your cock?

How many orgasms do you want tonight?

Who’s my dirty little slut?

Do you like me biting / slapping / choking you like this?

Where do you want to fuck now?

Do you want to cum in my mouth or elsewhere?

Why aren’t you fucking me / deep in me / licking me right now?

How long do I have to wait before we can do it again / I can eat you again / I can have your cock / pussy again?

Can I make you cum again?

How risky did we get last night in the bar bathroom??

How’s that hot little body today? Sore?

What turned you the most on last night?

Chapter 4

What Do I Say!?

The Request

Knowing what you want is good, and expressing it to your lover is sexy. Tell your lover what you want to do to them, or what you want them to do to you. A request is almost like a question, if phrased properly, and can be a way to ask for permission without explicitly asking.

Take your clothes off.

Let’s make out.

Let's see how long we can keep the foreplay up before we drive each other nuts.

Come, let me see how much I turn you on.

I always get what I want, and I want you.

Let me take the reins for a while.

Come sit on my lap, baby.

Grab me and tell me you want me.

Tell me everything, baby.

Tell me everything you do to yourself when you masturbate.

I want you to tease me until I can’t stand it.

Buy this for me so that you can rip it off me.

Stay still, I’m undressing you with my eyes.

I stumbled onto an amazing sex site … let’s try some of the ideas out later.

I want you to lick my earlobe.

Strip / dance for me.

Tell me your favourite position.

Be quiet, baby, and use your mouth on me instead.

Strip nice and slow.

Undress and wait for me in bed.

Kiss me long and deep.

Get out of my head!

Play with me.

Close your mouth and communicate with your body.

Nobody will see if your fingers are in me.

Tell me what you want me to do to you.

Slowly peel the clothes off me.

Tease me all night long.

Tie your hair up tonight so that it’s easier to pull.

I want you all night long.

I don’t want to masturbate alone. Come join me.

Press your beautiful tits against my chest.

Whisper in my ear.

Discipline me.

Let's get tantric.

Let me make you cum.

Let’s go dirty dancing, followed by … more dirty dancing.

Let’s play hide-and-seek.

Be gentle.

I want to feel your cum dripping out of me.

I want to fuck you silly.

Talk to me.

Lay me over the edge of the table and take me hard!

Put your fingers inside me.

I want to bend you over the kitchen counter.

Rock me like you’re rocking a baby.

Meet me in the men's / ladies' in 5 minutes.

I don't need a preview, just you inside me right now.

I need you on me / in me.

Let's have sex on / in the car

Slip into me slowly.

I want to spend the whole day doing you.

I want to do something you’ve never done before.

I want to do it outdoors.

I want to fall asleep inside you / with you inside me.

Have your way with me.

Just lie back, darling, I’ll be good to you.

I want this all the time, I'm addicted!

I want to be your love slave.

Tie me to the bed and take over.

You know I love it when you grab my waist.

Let's put this on tape so we can enjoy it over and over.

Rough me up with your hands.

Please kiss/touch/caress me.

Explore my body.

I want you in me forever.

Please can I sit on you all day, every day?

Let's keep the lights on so you can see my tits bouncing around.

Take me slow.

I tell me how much you love it when I        .

(Taking your lover’s hand and putting it over their pussy/cock) Show me how you pleasure yourself, darling.

I think you should spank this naughty little ass.

Wrap my cock with your pussy.

I want to run my tongue over every inch of your pussy / cock.

Let’s find a couple who wants to have some fun with us.

I can’t think right now.

Tell me when you’re about to explode.

Use me like a rag doll.

Let’s try the back door.

Blow my mind.

Dominate me, please.

Sink into my eyes while you sink into me.

I want to fuck you in the shower.

Please take me, please.

Use me.

I want to be on top.

Do whatever you want to me.

I want to sit on your face until I can’t stand it anymore.

Go way down inside me.

Get off me! (Roleplay the victim)

Hold my arms over my head.

I want to fuck you in front of a mirror so I can watch.

I’d love it if you’d grab me from behind and take me.

Just let me make you cum.

Next time, tickle me with the tip before you dive in deep.

Keep your cock/pussy only for me.

Let’s fuck in every room of the house.

Sit down on that chair over there, I want to straddle you.

Lay down limp as a rag … I’m going to explore every inch of your body really, really slowly.

I want to fuck so loudly we wake everyone up.

When we’re in a dark alley / the park at night / a packed train, I want you to grab me and fuck me hard.

Let’s do it standing up.

Fuck me until I can’t remember who I am.

Cum on my tits next time, OK?

I want to tie you up and have my way with you.

Tell me what to do now, mistress.

I want to see how wet you are.

Let me suck on your lollipop.

I want to hear you scream!

Hold me close when you thrust into me.

I want it hard and fast!

A little to the left … yes, there … YES! THERE!

I want to ride you like you're a rodeo horse!

Soap my tits and fuck me against the shower wall.

Put your cock into my mouth.

Talk to me while you’re fucking me.

Come up so I can suck my juices off you.

Come up so I can taste myself on you.

I want every last drop of your cum.

Fill me up with your cum.

I want so badly to cum for you.

I need a good fuck.

Chapter 5

What Do I Say!?

The Description

Feed off what’s happening in the moment. Describe all your sensations, involve all your senses. The more detailed the description, the more potent. Don’t forget the power of fantasy too! This is the best place to explore where your mind goes … and take your partner there with you.

There’s something about how you tower over me when we’re kissing.

My only focus is you tonight.

I'm going to spend hours and hours on you.

You’re my number one priority tonight.

I’m so nervous right now, I’m shaking.

I’m ridiculously horny.

Your wish is my command.

I’m your lady on the streets and your tramp between the sheets.

It doesn't matter what you're wearing, it's how you take it off.

I’m SO in the mood right now.

Two truths and a lie:

1) I am so hot for you right now.

2) I’m hard as a rock.

3) I’m an alien from Mars come to invade your Earth. Guess what’s true!

I’m having a manicure so I can really scratch you down the back later.

I want to be naughty with you and nice to you at the same time.

Can we meet for lunch? I want some hanky panky in the car.

Can you be showered and ready for me in 20mins? I’m coming for you!

Even when you make me angry you make me horny.

I’d do anything for you right now.

Knowing you can overpower me makes me super horny.

I’d better teach you some manners.

I'm going to do you right now.

Let's forget the foreplay and get straight to it.

I wore these panties / boots / stockings / this thong just for you.

I’ve been a naughty girl / boy. Teach me a lesson.

I’ve kissed a girl before - it was so hot!

Just kissing you already gets me soaking wet.

I brought some coconut water … we’ll need to replenish our electrolytes tonight.

Learning how to drive you nuts so so fun.

Your hands / tongue / pussy / cock are / is pure magic.

I just drew up a bubble bath, let's get naked and bubbly!

Come, baby, I’ll run you a bubble bath and get in with you.

You can have me any way you want.

I've washed all the clothes, we'll just have to be naked.

I’m about to              you. I hold the back of your neck and you say:

a) Please

b) Make me

c) I want you

d) You better earn it

I want to smear you with oil and glide all over you.

My nipples are hard just hearing your voice.

Let's work off this amazing dinner.

My skirt is hiked up and there’s nothing underneath …

I want to go to a nice, secluded cottage where we can just make out and make love anywhere, anytime.

See how ready I am for you?

It's my time of the month so I'll just suck you for the next 4 days.

I’m so hot right now.

Slide up and down on me.

I feel so helpless in your arms.

If you say we can have sex in the car, you can choose a spot to park.

Shhhhh ... We don't want the people sitting next to us to hear.

I’ve booked a hotel for the night. The only thing we need to do is each other.

Me with another girl … close your eyes and chew on that for a bit.

The harder I see you get, the wetter I get.

The wetter I see you get, the harder I get.

The view from below / above you is amazing.

I’m tying you up now.

Every time you’re naughty I’m going to do something naughty to you.

You intoxicate me with your smell.

My skin reacts to your touch in the most interesting way.

Keep looking at me like that and I'll be your little lapdog.

Don’t be alarmed if I flip you over and spank you.

I’ve got / you send shivers down my spine.

We fit together like hand and glove.

You own me right now.

I'm going to 69 you into oblivion.

I’m so wet just thinking about your cock.

I’m going to screw your brains out.

I'm going to pin you down and do nasty things to you.

I can literally feel my pussy get wetter.

What if we pretended we didn’t know each other at a bar and took each other home for a one-night stand.

A little bit of pleasure (lick), a little bit of pain (nip).

I love playing with your hair ... I also love playing with your pussy.

I can’t stand it anymore! Just unzip and I’ll hike up my skirt!

You have a choice: a quick hand job or a long, slow lovemaking session?

I’m sliding your panties down, then sliding my tongue across your clit.

I’m the doctor, you’re my nurse.

You’re my princess, I’m your prince.

I’m still deciding what to do to you first.

Imagine if you were at your desk and I sneaked in and gave you a blow job / licked you out while you were on the phone.

There’s an empty office over there! Let’s have sex near the window!

I love how you taste.

I had a fantasy the other day that I was in a huge crowd … then I felt fingers creeping into my panties … then another set … then someone started groping my tits …

I think I’m in love with your pussy / cock.

I’m thinking of looking for a one-way mirror behind which we can fuck and nobody on the other side has a clue.

Just to let you know, you can cum whenever you like.

You're in charge.

Your purring / moaning is turning me on.

Your breath tickling my ear is stirring me up.

Where do you feel like being touched / nuzzled / licked next? Let your mind wander there and take me there with you.

I’m going to trail this feather all over your body.

Your moans get me even hotter.

My boyfriend / girlfriend will be here any second now!

You can suck on my tits now and I'll suck on your cock later.

I’m dripping.

I love licking your cum off.

I’ve always wanted to have sex in a forest.

I’m not going to cum until you do.

You’re a filthy little thing.

I’m the student who needs extra help with my work, you’re the ‘helpful’ teacher.

I’m the strict teacher, you’re the student who needs to be taught a lesson.

Feeling you in control is making me lose control.

I love hearing you say / scream / moan my name.

Watching you makes me touch myself.

I’m all yours tonight, sir / madam, do what you will.

I’m going to stroke you here, then here, then here (as you’re touching them).

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here fingering / licking your clit / cock.

My favourite number is 69.

The way you catch your breath when I                                                   makes me so hot.

That was so amazing, come here and let me cuddle you.

I never knew I could get this wet.

Oral or anal … your choice.

When you grab the sheets and scream when you’re on the verge, it tips me over the edge too.

You’d better be in the mood for multiple orgasms.

I want to kiss my way slowly down your body. I have one question, though, how far should I go.

I never did like my name … until you screamed it out loud.

I’m keeping my finger / tongue / mouth right here until you cum.

I'll give you 2 orgasms for every orgasm you give me.

I’m just going to sit back and enjoy watching you cum.

Sucking / licking you gets me off too.

I’m getting there.

You, me and another man/woman. Wouldn’t that be hot?

I’m going down now … further … further …

I need your naked body pressed against me to sleep.

When you                      , it makes me explode.

I get all hot when I imagine you tying me to the bed/tying you to the bed.

I've been working on my flexibility so now I can bend into so many more positions.

You’ve been bad. I’ve got to teach you.

Keep the curtains open so the neighbours can see.

I'll let you do the kinkiest thing you want.

We’ll screw on the chair, then the carpet, then the bed …

I'm going to tie you up with handcuffs / silk scarves so you can't do anything but watch and experience.

Is this bad girl/boy going to get punished?

I’m going to explode like a volcano!

The thought of watching you go down on another woman is getting me wet.

Oops, I think the neighbours are going to call the cops pretty soon.

Squeezing your tight ass / soft tits feels so good.

I love feeling you all the way inside me / being all the way inside you.

Your juicy tits drive me crazy when they’re jiggling in front of me.

It’s so hot. And wet.

Your hot breath on my               is heating me up even more.

You look like a hot little angel with your lips wrapped around me.

Sometimes I imagine that you’re a hot stranger I met somewhere and we sneak off and fuck.

If you’re a good boy / girl, I’ll do you how you like it.

Your cock fits perfectly inside of me / pussy fits my cock so perfectly.

Your gorgeous pussy is sucking so hard on my cock!

Let’s invite someone to come watch us while we fuck.

I can feel your cock throbbing inside me.

You’re a mad scientist and I’m your poor, hapless victim.

Oops, we’ve soaked the sheets.

It’s too intense to be real!

When I touch myself I like to imagine being in an orgy.

I want to trail my hands / lick / suck every inch of your body.

I love licking you / sucking your cock.

When I feel you squeeze your pussy around me, I want to scream.

The sheet are soaking with my cum.

Touch / lick / kiss me right here and I’ll cum. (Point at sweet spot.)

I’m going to make you cum so hard.

When I put my hands on your body / shoulders / tummy and ride you hard, I want to explode / scream.

When you grind that little clit on me, I go crazy.

Can we just stay here and do that again?

Chapter 6

What Do I Say!?

The Compliment

When you’re in the zone, it’s the perfect time to reinforce the body image. Hearing how much you love your partner’s body will make them want you more. The same goes for telling them what they’re doing right. Everybody loves to be egged on. Hold eye contact with your lover, and the extra connection will send you both over the edge.

No one has ever attracted me like you do.

I don’t even need nude pictures of you … clothed ones are enough to get me going.

You make me weak.

I’m greedy for you.

I can’t get enough of you.

You’re irresistible.

Fuck I want you so bad.

I don’t want to admit it, but you turn me on way more than you should.

I'm in heaven.

You’re so hot in the morning.

I never thought I could get so turned on just by a pair of lips.

You drive me nuts.

Your boobs look as luscious as your lips.

Your                 is my new obsession.

Your                 = insanity.

I adore your naughtiness.

You give me the nastiest thoughts / wet panties / a hard-on.

You give you amazing orgasms even when you’re not here.

You’ve turned me into a pervert.

That feels so good.

I’m jelly in your arms.

You’re everything I’ve ever wanted.

I can't believe I get this with you every night!

I can't believe you're mine, all mine!

I could never tire of you /              .

Just kissing your soft lips gets me horny.

Sometimes just kissing and folding you is even better than cumming.

I never thought I'd be this lucky with a beautiful woman.

You'd better get used to me on you all day, every day.

That feels wonderful.

Your naked body is the most perfect thing.

Your face is so sexy when you do that.

I feel sexy when you look at me / hold me like that.

No one makes me wet / hard like you do.

All my friends are jealous cos you’re mine.

You're so flexible!

You send me over the edge.

Your cock / pussy / tits is / are so (insert fire GIF)

You make me squirm.

Thanks to your gorgeous face / body, I've had to walk around all day covering the front of my pants.

You look hot in your suit / leather jacket, but you look just as hot in nothing.

I can't believe how good this feels / what you're doing.

Your laugh gets me so hot.

The only thing that gets me going more than your body is your mind.

You'd better get used to me telling you how hot you are.

It's amazing how the best sex of my life is with the love of my life.

Even just talking to you is already such a turn-on.

I love your mind as much as your body.

I get lost in your body / eyes.

Your butt / ass looks so good in those jeans.

Your ass looks amazing whatever you wear ... Or don't.

I love the look on your face when you’re turned on.

Your perfect/sexy/gorgeous body is winding me up.

You look amazing.

Your boobs are amazing.

You nasty.

Since we met, I get naughty with myself a whole lot more.

Your boobs feel amazing in my hands.

It's amazing how the best sex of my life is with the love of my life.

I decided against music as I wanted to hear your sexy little moans.

You’re so hot.

It’s easy to see you’re enjoying yourself.

Your dirty, dirty mind is working on me!

I’ve never fucked a god / goddess until now.

Bucking around on you is so hot.

I can’t stand it!

Oh yeah, baby, right there!

You press my buttons like no other!

Slow down a bit, you’re making me breathless!

Mmmm … you smell/look tasty / feel so good.

You’re the sexiest person alive!

You're the sexiest thing I've ever seen.

I love how you make me feel.

Stop being so goshdarn naughty!

You give me so much pleasure.

I can’t stand how hot you get me!

You’re so hot right now!

You’re a walking turn-on!

It’s not fair how you turn me on like that!

You drive me wild with desire.

You’re driving me stark raving mad!

The biggest turn-on is you!

I’m not usually this horny, it’s just when I look at you.

I’m losing control.

I’m getting so hard/wet.

You drive me crazy!

You’re such a love god / goddess!

You’re such a naughty boy / girl!

I can’t control myself around you.

Your tits are so beautiful.

You’re too hot to share with anyone else.

You're too hot to handle.

When you touch me there, I melt.

I love the way you look at me / how your hands touch me / when you say those things to me / when you grab me hard.

You feel so good inside.

Oh god!!!

Oh fuck!

Oh shit!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

I can never get enough.

I love what you’re doing to me!

I can’t enough of your touch / taste / smell / pussy  / cock / tongue.

You feel like heaven, baby.

I love you deep you're in my right now!

You really got me going.

You’re almost too big for me!

Your cock / clit is so yummy!

So deep! So deep!

Your cock / pussy is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

I don't need to eat anything except your cock / clit.

This is how a real woman / man does it!

The feeling of your soft, smooth / big, hard body pressed against me is soooo good.

I like it when you            .

Your ass is so hot, my eyes are burning.

I love your big, full dick.

I can’t stand how big your cock is!

Your tits are so big and juicy / ass / thighs are so tight and juicy.

I love when you’re hard.

You stretch me waaaay out!

Your lips on my                     is driving me crazy.

I just can't figure out which is yummier - your tits or your pussy. I'd better get another sample.

I love watching your dick fill up.

I love sucking / licking you!

I love the way you fuck me.

My pussy can’t get enough of your cock!

You get me dripping!

Your pussy / cock is perfect.

You really know how to get me hard / wet.

You fill me right up.

That’s so hot! Don’t stop!

How do you do the things you do in bed? You make me all wet and bothered.

You get me all wet and slippery.

Jerking you off makes me horny.

You’re getting me so wet!

You taste so frikkin' good.

You fill me to the brim!

That thing you do with your tongue is crazy!

I’m so wet!

Your mouth is so talented.

Your tongue on my clit … ooooh!

I’m officially orally fixated.

Oh good girl / boy!

You make me scream when you pound me hard.

I love riding you like this / love it when you ride me like this!

You make me scream until I’m hoarse.

No one can make me cum / get me going like you can.

I don’t believe how hard I came!

What a workout, who needs a gym!?

That was awesome! Let’s do it again!

Chapter 7

What Do I Say!?

The Order

The naughty, slightly forbidden aspect of being ordered to do something titillates many people. Dominating or submissive verbal roleplay lets a couple dip into the risqué in their imagination, where they can go anywhere they want, safely.

Come over here right now!

Come here, boy / girl.

Tear my clothes off!

Undress me!

Don't talk dirty, play dirty!

I'm your boss! Do what I say!

Worship me / my boobs / my cock!

Get in me now!

Take me now!

I’m in control, do what I say!

You’re my slave, do my bidding!

Pin me down!

I need you now!

On your hands and knees!

Grab my head and push me further!

Let's get soaking wet!

I want it inside of me RIGHT NOW!

Fuck me right here and now!

Do what I say! Now!

Come to your pleasure master / mistress!

Slap me!

Bring that sweet, sexy ass over here!

Fuck me like you mean it!

Come here! I’m going to lick you out / suck you off!

Pull my hair!

Beg for it like a good little puppy.

Tell me I’m your naughty girl/boy!

Tell me how much you like it!

Don't stop!

Make me gush like a fountain.

Bend over the table, I want to take you from behind.

Call me your              !

Get your handprint right here!

Stop talking and start working!

Faster, baby, faster!

Fuck / lick / suck / rub me faster!

Show me how badly you want it!

Ooh, yes, growl like that!

I can’t wait … take me now!

Use me like your sex toy!

I'm insatiable ... More more more!

Get on your knees!

Squeeze my tits!

Stop being so tasty!

Scratch my back!

Grab me and throw me against the wall!

Pick me up and throw me on the                .

Your pussy, my tongue, the kitchen, now!

Bite my neck / shoulder / boob / ass!

Tell me how badly you want me!

I know you like it … now fuck it like you love it!

Ask for my permission if you want to cum!

Quick! Unzip! I want to climb on top of you and bounce!

Bang me harder!

I need your cum on my               NOW!

Grab my tits and hold them till I cum!

Don’t stop now, I’m cumming!

Get freaky on me!

Harder! Harder!

Keep pulling my hair! I'm going to cum!

Lick every inch of me!

Tie me up!

Spank me!

Quick! Get behind this wall!

Oh my god, keep doing that!

Cum for me / inside me / all over me!

Pound me hard!

More, more, more!

Take me from behind!

Keeping fucking me hard, I’m going to cum!

Cum loudly for me baby!

Fuck me so hard I scream your name!

Go deeper! Deeper!

Chapter 8

What Do I Say!?

The Memory

Look back at the good times and tease more good times by bringing up all the naughty things you get up to, or give juicy little highlights of your favourite moments. This will ensure your lover will be in a constant state of wanting.

Thank you for the fantastic evening that I will never forget for the rest of my life.

I wanted to lick / suck you last night, but I was too distracted by you licking / sucking me.

Me when you stripped down last night (insert head explosion GIF)

I still haven’t showered cos I want the scent of you on me until the next time I can get it again.

I don’t know why but what you just did reminded me of when we                             .

I miss your arms around me.

Me thinking of you (insert a rain GIF)

I’m still thinking about your                 .

Last night was great, but next time I want it harder.

I can’t really sit comfortably after last night.

Last night was the best night of my life ... so far.

I’m walking bow-legged today.

I’m shaking with desire at the thought of what we did.

Me when I came last night (insert a nuclear blast GIF).

You are my new obsession.

Our tryst last night has been on my mind all day.

I was so hard picking out an outfit that would hide all those bite marks you put on me last night.

Inside my head today (insert porn GIF)

Giggling and making out with you in the car reminded me of when we were young.

I was so turned on seeing you in that shirt / top / pants / panties last night.

My legs get weak at the thought of us the other night.

We haven’t seen each other in a while, but I can still remember every inch of your body.

I can’t concentrate on what I’m doing right now, I keep thinking of what we were doing last night!

I miss feeling small and safe in your arms.

Your kitchen counter will forever hold nice memories for me.

The hottest thing about last night was                     .

When can we get together again and have a repeat performance?

I’m supposed to be work but how can I focus when my mind keeps drifting back to                                           .

Last night was our first time, but I’m totally addicted to you already.

You lying there all flushed and sweaty … I want to get to that point again soon!

My legs are still shaking.

Promise you’ll do what you did to me                                     ?

When you shoved me against the wall and felt me up last night, I wanted to climb on top and never let go.

I can’t erase the image of us together last night.

I can’t stop thinking about that toy you used on me!

You’re so far away but I can still feel you                              .

You were so sexy last night, when can we do that again?

I’m daydreaming about the last time we saw each other and longing for the next time.

I'm getting wet fondling those bite marks you gave me.

Remember that time when we                   ?

I’m so nicely sore from last night.

My fingers are wet cos I got to thinking about what we did last week.

My fingers could never recreate the magic we made last night.

The only thing helping me keep it together it remembering us going at it last night.

I still can't feel anything from the waist down.

I miss you inside me/being inside you.

What we did on the train was so hot!

I think I can still taste you in my mouth.

I miss your cock / pussy.

I already miss hearing your sweet little moans.

I’ll never forget what you did with your                                 .

My cock / pussy misses your pussy / cock.

No matter how far you are, I can feel your dick inside me.

I can still feel you cumming.

I can still feel/taste/hear/smell/see/                                   .

I had a wet dream about what happened at the cabin.

Thinking of us the other night made me walk around all day with sopping panties / tented pants.

I’ve been in replay mode all day.

The image/sensation/taste/sound/smell of                                               is forever burned into my brain.

I dreamt about how you              .

I’m so hot thinking about what we did last night, I’m touching myself right now.

I just came remembering how you rode me last night.

You know that little click when you first slide into me? That’s all that was in my head the whole day.

I keep thinking about how you taste. I want to taste it again.

I had your screams / moans / whimpers on replay in my mind all of today.

I miss having your hands grab me all over, peeling my clothes off and doing what they will to me.

You sitting on my face last night. What else did I think about today?

I can’t believe you made me come that hard!

I miss hearing / feeling / making you cum.

I want to black out again!

The way your face looked when you came last night … mmmm….

That hammer and pounding coming from the construction next door reminds me of how you pounded me hard.

Chapter 9

What Don’t I Say!?

It’d be a tragedy if we didn’t spend some time to talk about some dirty talk no-nos. Just as you can get it very, very right, you can also get it very, very wrong, so we’re going to help steer you clear of the rocks.

Remember, dirty talk is essentially about painting a sexy picture in you and your partner’s head. Things that don’t fit into the sexy framework or is too far a stretch from sexy will just trip up the flow of things, as will things that might cause anxiety.

Don’t:

1.  Mention Babies

“Damn, those are baby-bearing hips!” Wait … what?? It’s all well and good to want to commit to someone and start a family, but sex is about plugging in to one another in the here and now, at any stage in the relationship. The only exception might be if you’re both actively working towards having a baby, but on the whole, the idea of ‘baby’ is about responsibility, commitment and all sort of heavy things you might not necessarily want to get into when you’re having fun in the sack. It’s best to keep the baby talk to outside the bedroom.

2. Bring up the Ex, Or the Parents!!

Even if it’s to compliment your partner as to how much hotter they are than your ex, just don’t bring the ex up. Again, sex is about the here and now, all thoughts of potentially touchy subjects should not come into the bed at all … the last thing you want to do is to dredge up any uncomfortable issues. “Mmmmm … you lick me so much better than                                           ever did.” Will definitely stop what you want them to do in a hurry.

Another never-to-mention thing is ... the parents!! Who wants to be reminded about the folks in the middle of a dirty sex session? Remember, "the panties your mother laid out for you" scene in Seinfeld??

3. Be Sugary Sweet

Dirty talk is about pushing the boundaries a little bit, so the safe concept of ‘making love’ is too peachy 16. Does, “I want to make love to you until you scream,” push any buttons? A romantic evening of wine, candlelight and bubbles is the perfect way to get in the mood, but once you move into dirty talk territory, romance is out the window. The slightly risqué nature of dirty talk is what titillates, so get naughty, not nice.

4. Pun

Puns are fun, but they don’t belong in the bedroom. While being spontaneous, they ruin the mood that you’ve tried hard to create by making your partner have that split-second of, “wait, what?”. “You’re an apple I want to peel the layers off,” might sound cute and sexy, but it’s just a bit too … weird. Stick to the straightforward when it comes to dirty talk and show that particular aspect of your wit outside the bedroom.

5. Parrot

Your partner may just have said something so hot that you want to give them something equally sexy back. Think of something else to say, don’t ever simply agree with them , or worse, repeat what they just said. Dirty talk is a two-way street; a give-and-take. If you really want to repeat what they said, change it up a bit:

Bad Example

Man: I want to pound you so hard.

Woman: I want you to pound me so hard.

Good Example

Man: I want to pound you so hard.

Woman: Yes, yes I want you to pound me like a jackhammer.

6. Bring Food into It

Unless you’re going to have a sexy food fight, feed your partner seductively or lick something delicious off your partner, food doesn’t belong in dirty talk. "You're hotter than toast!" might be a compliment and might get you laugh, but the risk is that it might slow the momentum down. Think about it, does, “Your zucchini is so long and hard,” actually do anything for anyone?

7. Refer to Unrelated Body Parts

“See my muscles, they’re going to work so hard to make you feel good.” There’s just something weird about that, isn’t there? Don’t try to bring in what doesn’t normally belong in a sexy image. Remember, you’re trying to create a hot image, not a workout video.

8. Talk about Non-Sexual Bodily Fluids

There are some who have fetishes about golden showers or blood, but as a general rule, steer clear of anything other than whatever fluids are involved in sex, like saliva, cum, and pussy juices. You don't want to ruin the moment, or worse, the mood, and have your partner thinking you're too hot to handle (in a bad way).

9. Criticize

It might seem obvious, but you have to be extra sensitive when you're dirty talking to not have anything you say be interpreted the wrong way. Depending on your relationship dynamics, something which you might not intend as a criticism might be taken as one, especially if it refers to something your partner is particularly sensitive about. Be aware of your tone of voice if you're going to say something like, "Hurry up," or "I need more!" There is a sexy pleading way to say it as opposed to bossy or critical.

10. Be Wishy-Washy

"You can if you want." This might seem polite, but it's actually a turn off. Your partner just put themselves out on a limb and asked you if they can do something ... they want affirmation or some kind of guidance from you. Leaving them hanging is going to send them into a tailspin and possibly kill the mood.

It's also sexy to be decisive and lay down what you want. Be clear about your needs, your desires and your desire for your partner. If you love it, give it resounding, "YES!!". If you're not feeling it, give guidance with a gentle, "Not tonight, baby, how about this instead?"

11. Take It Too Out There

Dirty talk is about staying in the moment and painting a picture that you can enjoy together. Creating a sexy scene to transport your lover to is hot, but if you start getting carried away and transporting yourselves into another realm where people have 2 heads and 5 tits, it might be too out-there to imagine. Ultimately, it will spoil the mood.

12. Be TOO Freaky

Following on from the previous 2 'don'ts', just don't get too freaky in general. Although the whole point of dirty talk is to explore and push the line that can be crossed, there IS a point where it can't go any further. This is where the pre-sex talk comes in. Establish where you're both comfortable going and be respectful as to where your partner's line is.

Conclusion

Have we changed the way you’re squirming from awkwardness to the need to … get to it? Does this prove to you how powerful dirty talk can be given the right time, place and tone?

Go forth and have fun with it. Play, pretend … you’re a grown-up child with a brand new and very powerful toy. Everything we’ve given you is obviously just examples of what you can say to start you on the way. There are endless variations, all needing your personal touch to bring them to life in a way that works for you and your partner.

The important thing that you need to remember is to stay true to yourself. Turn on the ‘sexy’ part of your partner’s brain, and hard-wire it to visualize you, you and only you. Your face, body, personality, all these things are what you want in your partner’s mind when they think of sex, and vice versa.

Also stay true to what you’re comfortable with, even as you break new boundaries. Start off in your comfort zone and dabble into new territory. Only then can you see what works for you and discover new and exciting sexual frontiers.

Finally, obviously, practice makes perfect. We can all agree that this kind of practice should be more fun than work, right?